I’ve Got a Theory
AnimeGirl 2006.04.05. 09:16
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GILES
I’ve got a theory
That it’s a demon
A dancing demon
No, something isn’t right there.
WILLOW
I’ve got a theory
Some kid is dreaming
And were all stuck inside
His wacky Broadway nightmare
XANDER
I’ve got a theory we should work this out
BUFFY
It’s getting eerie
What’s this cheery
Singing all about?
XANDER
It could be witches
Some evil witches,
Which is ridiculous
Cause witches,
They were persecuted
Wicca good
And love the earth
And women power,
And I’ll be over here
ANYA
I’ve got a theory
It could be bunnies
[crickets chirp]
TARA
I’ve got a–
ANYA
Bunnies aren’t just cute like everybody supposes
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses
And whats with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies, bunnies
It must be bunnies
or maybe midgets?
WILLOW
I’ve got a theory,
WILLOW AND GILES
We should work this fast
Because it clearly
Could get serious
Before it’s passed
BUFFY
I’ve got a theory
It doesn’t matter
What cant we face if were together?
What’s in this place that we cant weather?
Apocalypse
We’ve all been there
The same old trips
Why should we care?
GILES
What can’t we do if we get in it?
Well work it through within a minute
We have to try
Well pay the price
It’s do or die
BUFFY
Hey, I’ve died twice
What can’t we face
—What can’t we face?
If we’re together?
What’s in this place
That we can’t weather?
We’re together
There’s nothing we can’t face
ANYA
Except for bunnies
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